7.01.2014

numbing mumble

Academic speak lacking the least spark of insight.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The number of different ways to say nothing in particular in a brief, neatly constructed sentence are legion...

Conrad DiDiodato said...

And when you combine "numbing mumble" of academic poets with "the least spark of insight" you get Silliman, Armantrout and Watten.

Did I miss anyone?

Ed Baker said...
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Anonymous said...

Incisive diatribes of lyrical thought, as blithely enacted within a fluid literary medium of nibbled knobbed globules of nuzzled academic nodules, waxes to stiffen an immutable flexibility of form from within bold convexities, and acetify mechanized morsels of snickered resonance attuned to a sub-juncture of amorphous exuberance; this at once is to be done as if encased in turn within a deferrable zeitgeist of auspicious actions of puerile insouciant or asinine levels of exacerbation, and necessarily embodied within the lyrical alliteration encompassed starkly in exalted irrelevancies; in this neither essences nor prevalence might intensify a literary aficionado’s puerile insouciance, they themselves rapidly perishing to conglomerate their inordinate spleen in an unfamiliar sense of nonpareil nuances and inferences; neither, nor either, or not conglomerated either, has this been done, as if no more esurience need resultantly be confounded within us or being in this dull exactitude without us, although somehow presented fortuitously as well, as if appearing to complete modal illiterates to be all circumlocution in reverse; this, in being almost pulchritudinous, exuded itself upon the world of literature like thick un-carved blocks of indomitable archaise; in fact, actuarial, not endomorphic theories that need practicalities dulled to irrelevancies to subsist, or to commit a dire dirge of semantic investigation that needs to be injected bodily into the imprecisely impregnable realms of imprecise input, or then to create a more needful harmonic insouciance; whereby, the human understanding of the unprepossessing, in essence the fairly broad supererogation of insightful temperament, is achieved with ease, and hence focuses desires, or drives comprehensive information-driven ability that has stalled in having been invested in a slightly incomplete lackadaisical misjudgement, and thus insipiently including within itself the utter uxoriousness of the process of turgid impoverishment that is accelerated in abject akrasia; or, even in an unfamiliar sense of, or more exactly, prefixes a precisely positioned incursive manner to the pensive interpretations and explanations thus being given recalcitrant ideography in graphic form, in which sententious crossing and subsequent redressing is utterly irreversible, and an emotionally charged synchronicity of which would produce similarly dubious consistencies of subtly exogenous meanings.

JforJames said...

A poem? Pushed to extreme, 'lit speak' jumps the gap: becoming poetry of a sort.